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Mastering Your Masculine Vigor

Gentlemen, the following communication addresses a very serious issue.  It’s a delicate matter that relates more to your manly vigor than your manly follicles.  Though an atypical topic here at Milwaukee, Whiskers, this matter is inextricably linked to men with fine facial hair formations.  Let me elaborate.

As we’ve all experienced from the amorous response from beard and moustache admirers, facial hair clearly begets heightened masculine vigor.  Whiskered men are often an object of desire and are commonly at risk of subjecting others to male vigor run amok.  Because of this, I thought it necessary to share, for the edification of the club and as a service to their loved ones, this concise treatise on male sexual prowess and methods for understanding and harnessing your wild stallion soul.  It is entitled: Man and the Sex Life: Masculine Vigor, It’s Use and Abuse, copyright S. Albert Shaffer M.D. 1928.  I hope you find it beneficial. 

WMBC Posters For Sale

Get ‘em here at this Zazzle store!

WBMC Reports from Anchorage, AK

Alaska Robotics reporting from the World Beard and Moustache Championships with audio interviews.  Particularly of interest is the snippet regarding “questions to ask someone with a beard.”  I’m not sure if Sarah meant to imply the answer to the question posed to her was yes. 

http://akrobotics.com/2009/05/21/beardcasting-from-anchorage/ 

http://akrobotics.com/2009/05/20/experimental-beard-radio/

WMBC Promotional Artwork

Found more posters for the World Moustache and Beard Championship.  Need to share them with everyone.  You’d think these would be plastered on t-shirts for sale on the South Central Alaska Beard and Moustache Club’s website.  For better or worse, this artwork has not yet been monetized on line.  You’ll just have to enjoy them in digital format. 

World Beard Championships 2009

Moustacheletes from Beard Team USA are taking their A-game to Alaska in the biennial World Beard and Moustache Championships.  Judgment day is this Saturday, May 23rd.  I doubt you’ll find them on even the most obscure cable channel, but look for photo galleries in the news this holiday weekend.  Oh my goodness, their promo poster is superb. 

I was the model for the top totem.

Moustache May

Love their t-shirts.  Every one of you should buy one and wear it proudly.

http://www.moustachemay.com/staches/

Outstanding, Superb, Spectacular!

From the desk of Jizo Sama

Throngs of white folks stream out of the Milwaukee Ballet’s performance at the Marcus Center for the Performing Arts in a blur of expensive eyewear, navy blue blazers and jackets likely sold with the tagline, “it’s wearable art!” Through the crush of Caucasians I feel camouflaged with my rimless spectacles and pale face but still I am singled out. A polite young man walks a few steps over from the bus stop to the corner of State and Water Street where stand with a group, doling out post performance cheers and jeers. He apologizes for interrupting us. He’s polite. He’s so polite that I assume he’s going to ask for something. A quarter for the bus. A ride to the airport. Nope. He just wanted to say, outstanding moustache. Then he narrated his steps backwards to the bus stop and silently stood at this distance once again.

This happens from time to time. Usually the descriptors are superlatives and grand ones at that. Outstanding. Superb. Spectacular.  I’m hope someone will use “fierce” some day. I’m just reporting facts, not puffing up my moustache.  I’m not used to being noticed so I don’t know what to say.  You know how women in tight shirts complain about men’s wandering eyes? After my experience with a handlebar moustache I can relate. Although I’m not sure what to do with the extra attention. Any ideas?  Maybe I should write to Dan Savage.

Making a Mockery of Moustaches

Somewhere in Utah, a politician is being lobbied to shave his face.  Stand your ground, man!  Stand your ground!!  I say good day, SLC!

http://www.mercurynews.com/weirdnews/ci_12317958

Are You Man Enough?

Doot doot dooo!  <insert sound of trumpets> If you haven’t stumbled across this already, you need to read through this comic by Phil McAndrew. 

http://philintheblanks.com/comics/manenough.html