Gentlemen, the following communication addresses a very serious issue. It’s a delicate matter that relates more to your manly vigor than your manly follicles. Though an atypical topic here at Milwaukee, Whiskers, this matter is inextricably linked to men with fine facial hair formations. Let me elaborate.
As we’ve all experienced from the amorous response from beard and moustache admirers, facial hair clearly begets heightened masculine vigor. Whiskered men are often an object of desire and are commonly at risk of subjecting others to male vigor run amok. Because of this, I thought it necessary to share, for the edification of the club and as a service to their loved ones, this concise treatise on male sexual prowess and methods for understanding and harnessing your wild stallion soul. It is entitled: Man and the Sex Life: Masculine Vigor, It’s Use and Abuse, copyright S. Albert Shaffer M.D. 1928. I hope you find it beneficial.
