- Ole Burley Jackson
Just as wearing an inflatable strong man suit doesn’t give one the strength of Ole Burley Jackson (he was quite Burly), wearing a false “world’s longest beard” from the one-and-only Archie McPhee won’t make you a beardsman the ilk of Jack Passion. We carefully considered whether or not to endorse such a product. We are not arbiters of good taste (certainly NOT) and would never hinder the free expression of a person’s thoughts and desires. We are on the record as accepting of falsies (under certain strict rules of decorum) and after said rumination, gladly present to all lackbeards the opporutnity to wear this majestic, flowing beard. For only twelve bucks. It’s not Jack Passion, but hell, who else is?
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