To join Milwaukee, Whiskers, send a note to mkewhiskers@gmail.com. You’ll be on our list. We’re a small group of respectful citizens who have nothing to gain from abusing your personal information in any way, so don’t fret – no SPAM from us.
Should you make it to one of our meetings, sample tins of A.Callipygian’s Original Recipe Pomander Moustache Wax will be available in if you’d like to try a styling aid for your facial hair. Gratis, of course. It’s a beeswax blend mixed by hand in our founder’s laboratory, a drop of pomander-scented oil added as a finishing touch. Yes, the scent that medieval aristocracy believed to ward off pestilence of the masses. Only the best for you fine gentemen and ladies.
As of 2009, are no plans for membership dues. We just require your positive attitude, brilliant wit, at least a maybe in response to events posted on Facebook and general dedication to furthering our cause.
Contribute your perspective on whiskers in Wisconsin. Post here at Milwaukee, Whiskers. Acceptable topics could be everything from a manifesto regarding your proclivity towards keeping a furry visage to an ode to your favorite beards of all time to a moustache reference in a cartoon that you’d like to catalog.
One of the benefits of being on the Milwaukee, Whiskers roster is that you’ll get contributor access to this blog. Thoughtful, creative posts will receive accolades. Inappropriate posts will be reviewed by our founder, A.Callipygian. If he determines they are indeed unfit for publication, dogs will be dispatched. Howling, growling and gnashing of dog teeth will ensue.
